THE DEBRIS NEUTRALIZER
[PRODUCT ID: OD-TOW] — THE DEBRIS NEUTRALIZER * [CLASSIFICATION]: MCKLBLL Towel.
[STATUS]: Administrative Cleanup.
Specification: Sweat and court debris are identified as technical inefficiencies that must be neutralized immediately to maintain peak operational performance. This is your primary sanitation device for maintaining high-friction grip during long-duration tactical operations and high-stakes rallies. The integrated Orbital Droid branding serves as a visual reminder to the opposition that the system is always monitoring their performance and yours.
Fabric Protocol: Heavy-duty absorbent micro-weave construction for rapid moisture extraction.
Tactical Detail: Integrated grommet and carabiner for secure, rapid-response deployment to your equipment bag.
[⚠ WARNING]: Do not use to wipe away the tears of the opposition; maintain a clean slate status after every set.
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More details
- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend microfiber
- One size: 16″ × 24″ (40.6 cm × 61 cm)
- Weight: 4 oz (113 g)
- Absorbent and quick-drying
- Gold grommet and ring for hanging
- One-sided print
- Multifunctional use
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: MCKLBLL
- Email: aioniq-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
