THE REDACTED RIVAL
[CLASSIFICATION: PREMIUM LONG SLEEVE]
[STATUS: UNDER REVIEW]
The League demands "mutual respect" and "friendly competition." We find those terms to be technical inefficiencies. [THE REDACTED RIVAL]
is designed for players who view the person across the net not as a peer, but as a temporary obstacle in a data collection exercise.
- Fabric Protocol: Lightweight premium cotton blend for optimal thermal regulation during high-intensity tactical maneuvers.
- Tactical Fit: Structured, zero-drape silhouette to maintain clinical composure while the opposition experiences system failure.
- Security Details: High-density center-chest branding with "OPPONENT" redacted, signaling that the individual across the court has already been neutralized by the system.
⚠ Product Warning:
- May cause immediate loss of opponent momentum as they realize their status is strictly "temporary".
- Side effect: Increased "Referee Fatigue" due to the unapologetic display of controlled arrogance.
Directive: Redact the competition. Focus on the scoreboard.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Slim fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: MCKLBLL
- Email: aioniq-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
THE REDACTED RIVAL Size Guide
| Size label | Lenght | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
21 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
23 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
25.6
|
