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The Post-Match Silence

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[PRODUCT ID: PMS-TEE] — THE POST-MATCH SILENCE

[CLASSIFICATION]: Heavyweight Tee.

[STATUS]: Recovery Mode.

Specification: The match is over, the documentation is complete, and the result is now final. This heavyweight cotton barrier is designed to absorb the noise of "good game" pleasantries you have no intention of returning. It facilitates a clean extraction from the court to the parking lot, maintaining your psychological peace while the opposition attempts to process the loss.

Tactical Fit: Boxy, relaxed fit for post-operational recovery.

[⚠ WARNING]: May be interpreted as "unsportsmanlike" by talkative subjects.

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More details

  • 100% carded cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (7.1 oz)
  • Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
  • Boxy, oversized fit
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Wide neck ribbing
  • Tear-away label

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Post-Match Silence Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Sleeve length Width
S
27.76
96
208
M
29.13
9.45
21.65
L
30.51
9.45
23.23
XL
31.89
10.24
24.8
2XL
33.27
10.63
26.38
3XL
346
112
27.95

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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