The Main Character Issue

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[PRODUCT ID: MCI-TEE] — THE MAIN CHARACTER ISSUE

[CLASSIFICATION]: Graphic Tee.

[STATUS]: Public Infraction.

Specification: This garment acknowledges the systemic reality that you are the central protagonist of the court theater. It serves as a psychological anchor, reminding both the wearer and the subjects that the match outcome has already been calculated in your favor. Wear this to standardize your position as the primary authority during Tuesday night league play.

Fabric Protocol: 100% Combed Cotton.

[⚠ WARNING]: Known to trigger "Protagonist Envy" in secondary and tertiary players.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun combed cotton
  • Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
  • Regular fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.