The Disciplinary Notice

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[PRODUCT ID: DN-TEE] — THE DISCIPLINARY NOTICE

[CLASSIFICATION]: Graphic Tee. 

[STATUS]: Public Status.

Specification: This garment serves as a physical citation for every violation of the game's fundamental geometry committed by the opposition. It is designed to act as a visual reminder that their sloppy footwork and poor shot selection have been officially documented by the Office of Compliance. Deployment of this asset ensures that every point you win is accompanied by a silent, bureaucratic rebuke.

Fabric Protocol: Combed and ring-spun cotton for long-duration field use. 

[⚠ WARNING]: Triggers extreme defensive behaviors in subjects with a history of low-compliance play.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.