Every ball is yours
Calls for shots already covered by your partner. Considers shared court space a personal suggestion.
Feature 2
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Incident report 12 // Protocol 04-12 // Satirical alert system
RED ALERT ACTIVE.
MAIN CHARACTER BEHAVIOR HAS EXCEEDED RECOMMENDED LEVELS. Independent review indicates elevated self-confidence, excessive point narration, and a concerning tendency to treat every rally like a personal highlight reel.
/// Excessive confidence detected
/// Partner input temporarily ignored
/// Highlight reel not independently verified
/// Excessive confidence detected
Incident breakdown / 02
Signs of a
main-character event.
Commentary is constant
Explains the point before, during, and after it. Provides post-match analysis without a request.
The rematch is personal
Accepts defeat as a clerical error and immediately initiates proceedings for another game.
Corrective equipment / MC-3001
Dress for
the incident.
Introducing the MCKLBLL Main Character Issue: apparel for the recreational athlete who has never met a quiet entrance. Officially unofficial. Entirely unnecessary. Exactly the point.
Asset ID
MC-3001
Retail price
$27.00
Classification
High visibility
Availability
See store listing
No countdown. No invented stock limit. Just questionable confidence.